The latest Porn Battle is open for prompts!

That is all.

I usually post about this earlier, but for obvious reasons I haven't... so anyway the Porn Battle prompt post is open. EDIT: Here it is on Dreamwidth, btw.

So there it is if you want to prompt for some porn.

Title: Worn Out (In an Okay Way)
Prompt: un_love_you #14. I'm awake and you're breathing.
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Word Count: 754
Rating: PG-13
Table: Over here.
Summary: "That was--" // "Incredible?" // "Vigorous, is what I was going to say." (Part of the 'New Tricks' series.)

Disclaimer: Characters are not mine. Please don't sue.

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Title: There Are Many Ways to Go About It
For: nbckink
Prompt: 30 Rock, Jack/Liz, anal.
Warning: anal sex.
Spoilers: "Cooter," "Apollo, Apollo," & others, but nothing recent
Word Count: 4,251
Rating: NC-17
Notes: I was going to post this anonymously, but when something gets this long, I feel I may as well attach my name to it even if I feel a little weird about it. And I've felt weird about stuff I've posted before this, so all the more reason to go for it.
Summary: "She *did* eventually say, well... it was something she could try. Perhaps. If he really wanted to do it."

Disclaimer: Characters are not mine. Don't sue.


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Title: Talk German to Me, Baby
For: nbckink
Prompt: 30 Rock, Jack/Liz, Speaking German in bed.
Spoilers: through "Black Tie"
Word Count: 734
Rating: R
Summary: Lemon allows dirty talk in German.

Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue!

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Poll #1748770
This poll is closed.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 48

Pick a show for me to start Netflixing!

EDIT: This poll keeps getting tied!

EDIT 2: Since one of them was finally winning for a bit, I decided to close the poll. Cougar Town it is!

Title: Get In and Get Out
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Spoilers: through "Greenzo"
Word Count: 1,331
Rating: R
Summary: Pete is still having an affair with his wife. This is kind of putting a cramp in Liz's affair with Jack...

Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue!

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Title: Better Than Myself
Author: michellek
Challenge: drabble123
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Liz/Wesley, Liz/Jack, Jack/Avery
Table: In The Dark
Prompt: #16. By candlelight
Rating: PG
Word Count: 300
Summary: "I'm getting married. On purpose this time." Spoilers through 'Double-Edged Sword.'

Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.

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Poll #1737619
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 34

The latest episode of 30 Rock:

Avery:

Title: Like a Form of Sex Kissing Pollen
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Prompt: drabbles100 #016. Purple
Word Count: 452
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: Table is here.
Summary: The effects of gas leaks. (Post-ep for '100.')

Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue. The TV reference is to The Simpsons.

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femslash100 claim table for the latest drabble cycle.

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Title: With You Behind Me
Author: michellek
Challenge: drabble123
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Table: Sex 2
Prompt: #4. Hole
Rating: R
Word Count: 300
Summary: "... don't you think this is a pretty impersonal way to have sex?"

Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.

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Title: Not That One
Author: michellek
Challenge: drabble123
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Table: Sex 2
Prompt: #13. Edge
Rating: PG
Word Count: 300
Summary: She's never really considered being with Jack. (Reference to 'Plan B.')

Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.

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Title: As I Say
For: The Alphabet Meme
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Prompt: K is for Kink. (For mindymakru.)
Word Count: 4,007
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Spanking and D/s themes.
Summary: Jack supposes he should have always assumed Liz had some sort of kinkiness in her. (Companion piece to "Do This, Do That, Do Everything.")

Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue. One phrase in here is something that amused me in Arrested Development, and I give credit to them for amusing me.

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Poll #1721842
This poll is closed.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 46

Pick a header for me to use next:

Title: In The Morning, I'll Wish I'd Kept My Clothes On
For: Green Beer & Kisses: The [Totally Not] Annual femslash_today Porn Battle
Prompt: 30 Rock, Liz/Nancy/Avery, Jack
Spoilers: "I Do Do," but AU
Word Count: 1,455
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Liz is trying to rationalize this as something *good.*

Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue!

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Title: Everybody Knows
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Word Count: 474
Rating: PG
Summary: Liz and Avery run into each other. (Part of the 'Stay With Me' series.)

Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue!

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Title: Don't Hesitate
Author: michellek
Challenge: drabble123
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Table: Sex 2
Prompt: #15. Wall
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 300
Summary: The importance of spontaneity. (Follows "Burning the Midnight Oil.")

Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.

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Title: Whatever You Say
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Spoilers: 'The Ones,' references to some S4 events
Word Count: 5,287
Rating: NC-17
Notes: This is an AU in which Liz is a geologist. It was requested by peoplewantducks and inspired by Jack's 'what if' scenario in 'The Ones.' (In which he worried about cheating accidentally because he *has to*. Like, 'what if he finds himself stranded in a snow cave with a stern, but comely geologist, both of them knowing that their only chance at survival is the heat from their naked bodies'?) Bob = Bob Ballard.
Summary: "But here he was, stuck in a snow cave with a stern but comely geologist with the disappointing name of Elizabeth Lemon."

Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue!

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